Do you need guidance on how to put on a bra without pulling a muscle? It can be tricky however this guide will guarantee your safety when it comes to bra issues. Step by Step Pretend you are going to put on your bra. Hold the cups across your abdomen, ensure straps are not twisted….
Category: Laughter
Learning to Fish. Tackle, Turtle, Traumatized.
My sister and I decided that this year I would learn to fish, or at the very least, learn the names of fish. For the record, I do not actually touch a fishing rod in this story. I commit to learning to fish. I learn about a tackle, a turtle and being traumatized. Now I…
The Zipper Technique – Driving Effectively and Efficiently
Driving effectively and efficiently helps everyone stay happy on the road. This article is about the Zipper Technique. Apparently, this technique for driving like a boss through lane closures is used all over the world. Canadians, embarrassingly, have been pegged as both too polite and too aggressive to employ this technique properly. Why can’t we…
The Best Player on the Toronto Raptors
Yesterday, history was made. The Toronto Raptors won the NBA finals and are now the champions of the world! I couldn’t be more proud. Who is the best player on the Toronto Raptors? I will tell you because I love Canada, sports, competitions and mostly, I love winning. Yes, that was a very enlightened comment….
The Art of Breaking all the < things >
Building Translate Reality was, and is, an extremely exciting project. I will preface this with – I have no background in web development. Yet here I am. Writing about web development and the life-threatening perils I experienced in order to unleash this masterpiece to 4.4 billion users. The art of breaking a website is a…
Vision 2021 – Translated Coronavirus Phases missing from Google Scholar
Pandemics have phases. There is a multitude of scales, calculations and comparisons. Sometimes we call them waves. Then we have super spreader events, one of the newest terms in the game. Epidemics within a pandemic. It is complex and I’m not sure how open the scientific community would be to my suggested terminology changes for…
Toilet Paper Apocalypse – A Shitty Situation. Here’s how we fix it.
The COVID-19 pandemic continues. We are in a state of uncertainty, fear and hopefully evolution. So many of us cannot believe that this has happened and those of us who anticipated it don’t feel any more comfortable with the situation. As I continue to face the reality of this crisis, I have not lost my…